The Cat Thing

My Friend found my “cat thing” amusing

So I thought I’d Share it

I have 3 cats, not normal cats, but 3 completely different and definatly not normal cats

FAT CAT aka Molly, is my Cat, today the vet finally confirmed what I have known for years, that my cat is indeed overweight. Molly resembles a giant ball of fluff from behind. We find it impossible to make her lose weight, since in fact, we don’t actually feed her. Confusing much?

OLD SENILE CAT aka Mork, We have had mork since he was about 4 years old. He is Now 16 and thouroughly senile. Mork wanders into the house screaming, yes actually screaming, when he wants food. He stands infront of the T.V for hours on end, for reasons best known for himself. He Wets himself on his way the vets in the pet carrier, and then instead of avoiding it at all costs, sits in it, the poor vet had to clean him up, after ordealing his screaming over a blood test. she returned to the room saying "it was all my fault".

THE CAT THAT THINKS HE IS A DOG aka Moses. Moses is described by our vet as “the perfect example of a cat”. HAHA . Moses follows us when we take our dog for a walk. In fact Moses adores our dog. Moses is in fact in love with our dog. They Kiss. They Hug. They follow each other round the garden. All this despite the fact that they are both males. Normal Cat behaviour? I think not

I think though, actually, I prefer having 3 weird cats. I think its much more interesting than having cats that just behave, well, like cats :)

Statistics

#I thought you might be interested in some of the stats in my life right now

5- Exams left! wooooop!

4- times I walked the distance between my house and my school today :S

3- times I have thought "I really should practice ballet, I'm so not feeling flexible today" then not acted on it

2- I bought 2 cherry lollipops

1- Murder mystery book, owned by my mum, that turned out to be "hard core porn"